physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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