i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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