It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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