This is not my ceiling
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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