Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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