hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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