Where is the hickey?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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