I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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