I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Bring me that man meat
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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