yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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