You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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