It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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