How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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