yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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