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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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