How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
