I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You need a sexual gate keeper
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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