I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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