why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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