so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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