come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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