im drinking this country out of the recession.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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