id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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