Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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