Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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