How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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