There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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