do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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