Do vagina's smell?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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