Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I love you. Go after that dick
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