think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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