Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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