woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I party with great urgency now.
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