so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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