Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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