This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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