1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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