i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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