the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
why do cheetos always look like penises
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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