yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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