and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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