I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
handjob tips. give me some.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
