Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
sex in a hospital.. check
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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