I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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