Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
