Swine flu. Run for my life!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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