He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
