? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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