I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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