She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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