Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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