what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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