Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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