IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize