Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
