My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I am one with the molecules
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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