oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
please come you make the beer taste better
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
