Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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