its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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